Date Night With My Partner

Dancing and talking.. a perfect evening

Pet Peeves.... Things That Annoy Me

I was standing on my newly acquired parcel the other day, BJ's Southland Annex, looking over at the main building, and was thinking of those little things in Second life that annoy me. Yes I know, your SL, your rules.... but seriously?

So.... I'm gonna list a few in no particular order. Expect the list to grow as  I think of more *grins*

1)  People that write too much in their "about" so that it cuts the end off in mid word. You hoped I'd read it, but you couldn't even bother to proof read when you finished typing. It usually happens when you insert text, but I always check when I finish to make sure the end wasn't cut off

2) Girls that always wear the high foot form. I don't know about other mesh bodies, but returning to flat feet with a Maitreya Lara body when you don't have shoes on requires just two clicks of the hud, presto, your feet are fully on the ground. Maybe they walk around on tip toes all the time in rl, I dunno, but here it screams "Yes I'm just a Barbie doll". It's even more annoying now that they can buy tippy toe sneakers. You never have to go flat footed again.

3) Girls that are fully girls one time you go to bed with them, then the next time they have the full male organs, an over sized cock and swaying massive balls.  Seriously, is that part of your body, or some weird  strap on dildo? How am i supposed to emote to that? How can I even emote undressing you, when I never know what's inside your panties? Its a defo turn off.

3) Pinheads. Guys will make their bodies 8 feet tall, and bulk up big enough to make The Hulk jealous, but they don't make their heads any bigger. Think Beatlejuice in his final scene. At least it's an accurate size for their brains.

4)Taffy Pull Girls. They are 8 feet tall too, but with the exception sometimes of their breasts,  all the thickness sliders are set to zero. I've seen girls like that that would be well proportioned, if you cut them off at their knees and added the feet there. Think the girl in the Johnny Depp version of Willy Wonka who went thru the candy press. SL super models are famous for this look too.

5) Which brings me to... the rapper / ghetto thugs girlfriend. They buy mesh bodies that are curvy to begin with, then set all the sliders to the max, with maybe the exception of their waist. Dem homies sure luvs dat big booty. The only thing bigger than their butts is their ghetto 'tude. They actually look better jellied than fully rezzed.

6) Guys that come to an escort sim looking for free sex. Uh uh, ain't gonna happen. The most annoying ones are the ones that state in their profile a variation of "I will never ever pay for sex, don't even think of asking me". So, why are you here wasting my time? This one actually deserves it's own blog post.

7) People that are only here for sex. 'nuf said.

To be continued....

Saturday Evening at Hooligans

I had told Pheur Saturday morning  that  I hoped she would log in that evening, because I was gonna be ready for more. I was pleased when she logged in, and came to Hooligans where I was already dancing naked on the bar. We chatted in local, trying to interest guys in playing with us, but as I've always said, the harder you try, the less successful you are. After half a frustrating hour of getting nowhere my friend Brent came over, and he offered to help us out, so we went upstairs.

We played with Brent for a while, each enjoying all he had to offer, then a guy named Swan I know that has been watching said he'd sure love a turn. Since Brent was satisfied, he stood up and let Swan have a turn. Phleur was extremely happy, because she was in no way finished for the evening.

I told Phleur she could have him first, so while the two of them kissed, I proceeded to lube Swans cock up with plenty of saliva, taking it all the way down my throat and holding it there while Phleur's kisses made it twitch and throb.

After a few minutes, I moved out of the way and sat on Phleur's face as Swan entered her ready pussy.

I rubbed Phleur's clit while Swan held her legs against him and started thrusting hard. I let my fingertips glaze his cock as it slid in and out of my partner's pussy. Her moans as she licked me enthusiastically showed how excited she was, and  I quickly came, squirting onto her face.

Swan pulled out and he released Phleur's legs. She quickly turned around so we could savour each others pussy. I was on top so Swan rubbed the head of his cock along my slit then quickly plunged it in deep. I let out a low groan as Swan filled me, my vagina clenching him in my excitement. I buried my face  in Phleur as she teased my clit while Swan fucked me hard and deep. After just a few thrust, Swan came, filling my pussy with his spunk. Not wanting to be greedy I suggested we switch, and Swan immediately plunged into Phleur after we swapped positions.

I watched Swan impale my partner, his cock sliding deep into her, as I licked her clit. I tilted my head back and licked his balls, the louder moaning of Swan showed he couldn't hold out much longer.
After a few minutes he exploded inside Phleur, causing her to cum with a scream as she lashed at my clit with her tongue. Then he pulled out and sprayed the last few drops onto my face.

Since we had all cum, we agreed to stand, and Phleur walked over to hug Ashlie and Jinee, who had Tped over to watch the show. Unfortunately it was getting late for Phleur so after a passionate cum covered embrace she went to bed. She told me she had a wonderful time, and was glad we got some non-Mikey time.

A few minutes later Mikey logged in and Tped to me, saw  I was a cum covered mess and asked Swan if he knew anything about it. He just said nope and tped away. I told Mikey I was ready for more and to please take me home.

Mikey had a new bondage shower he wanted to try out, so he took me home and tied me to it. I love shower sex, you get dirty and clean at the same time.

Since he knew  I had been playing he didn't bother with any foreplay, bit just shoved his mammoth erection straight into my cum filled pussy. Since it was late, he didn't waste much time with his anal lube (as he calls my pussy), but went right to the main course, repositioned me and shoved his cock all the way home in one hard thrust. We call my ass his home, because that's where his cock belongs.

Mikey came in record time.  I swear he must have been stroking on the way home from work, and I came again as  I felt his cock throb and explode in my ass.

After he came, he untied me and we had a long slow sexy kiss.

After we kissed he said "kneel baby I got something else for you". I did as I was told and he proceeded to pee in my face, I managed to catch some in my mouth, but most just ran down my body.
I couldn't help rubbing myself as he did it, and I had one last tiny orgasm. I stood up again and he hugged me to him, whispering in my ear how lucky he was and how much he loves me. We share so many kinks, I'm so glad he's mine, I could never ever find another man as wonderful as Mikey.

All in all, Saturday was a totally amazing day.

To be continued...

Saturday Morning at Grandpa's Basement

I went to bed at a reasonable time last night and slept in, so when  I logged in I was ready to play. Mikey logged in a while later and I practically begged him to take me and use me.

First off he striped me and added my cuffs, and  I wore heels as he requested. Then he locked my nude. For added measure I activated the nude lock.

Then the problem was trying to decide where to go. I looked thru my Landmarks, but most place are dead on a saturday morning. then I found Grandpa's Basement. That place is always packed, so we went there.

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Lorien/92/87/2307

We landed and went down into the basement, as usual it was packed. There was a kid there, I could tell by the way it was skipping around in circles, but before I could decide if  I should report it, it TPed out.

We walked to the back corner and found a delightful tilting bondage rack. I looked at Mikey and said "please take me on this", and before you could say forced RLV I was locked on. He tied me with my legs wide and my arms behind my back tied to the main bar. I was helpless and couldn't go anywhere even if  I wanted to.

Mikey tasting his bondage bunny

He dove into my pussy and soon had me whimpering in delight

After he was sure I was well lubed, he tilted the center beam so my torso was upright the slammed his cock right into my pussy. he lifted my whole body up as I was impaled on his massive cock, my breasts bouncing up and down with each thrust. I clenched him tight as soon as he entered me. I looked into his eyes and said fuck me hard and deep baby. His shaft rubbed against my throbbing clit, and before I knew it, I exploded in a massive orgasm, crying out enough for everyone in the room to hear.

Impaled on his cock

As soon as  I came he grinned and said "you know what's next right?". I nodded, a look of pleading in my eyes that always means "please fuck my ass hard and deep.

Always wanting to please me  he retied me and tilted me upside down.

Upside down ass fuck

I totally lost it and started crying out "fuck me fuck my ass, shove it all the way home", and he did.
He started rubbing my clit and before he thrusted 3 times  I exploded again, squirting cum all over my belly as I hung upside down.

A Look of pure extacy

I had a look  on my face that could only be described as pure extacy as he continued ficking me and rubbing my clit, my orgasm just rolling on and on.

Poor throbbing untouched clit

He stopped rubbing my clit and my orgasm faded, but then he suddenly exploded in my ass and  I came once again.

Tied for cock cleaning

As soon as he came he untied me and retied me so he could fuck my face and have me clean his still rock hard cock.

As he was fucking my throat he grinned and said "I've got a special present for you" and he peed straight down my throat. I could feel his  warm piss going straight into my belly. I moaned softly as he used me for his toilet.

A well fucked Bunny covered in cum

After he finished he released me, as usual covered in cum. I was still so excited, my clit throbbing and so worked up. I told him I was now gonna be horny all day long, and that he better be ready for me tonight.

Right after we finished Phleur logged in, so I tped her in for a cum covered hug. I told her I was flying high, so excited, and that if she came back tonight I wanted to be with her too.

Then we went to our Oriental Garden and she rezzed some plants for me. I hugged Phleur and Mikey bye and said I couldn't wait to see them both later.

Sometimes I say Mikey is kind of clingy and needy, but omg after this morning, I know I need him too *grins*.

To be continued....

Southland Tower

Since I deeded my land to group, I had 152 sq m available I could acquire to max out my tier level. 

I looked several times before finding something I thought was suitable, suitable meaning some sort of a view, more or less square in shape and within easy double click distance from a road.

I finally found the perfect parcel. It was 144 sq m, (12 by 12) on a Mature sim for sale at the outrageous price of 20 L per sq m, but I figured why not, so I bought it.

A parcel that size only has 49 prims available, but I had an idea for a low prim version of an old build  that I'd wanted to try for some time. Years ago I built a tower, it was probably 50 prims, so obviously I couldn't use it here.

Original Tower

But I always loved the design and layout, so I decided to resurrect it using sculpted prims.

New improved sculpted prim version

I built it for a total count of 12 prims, including the concrete base and an invisible cylinder prim to keep from walking thru the walls. It has two floors, the lower on being a social area, the upper containing an orgy couch. The top deck has a couple of beach blankets for laying out in the sun.

Social area

After furnishing it, I still have 10 prims available.

View from the ground, with me for scale

The  view from the top is fantastic, and it's possible to double click into one of the LL cars that travels along the nearby road.

I don't get why people need large properties and hundreds or even thousands of prims to make their dream come true. I could be quite happy with just this small corner of second life to call home.

BJ

TOS Time Bombs

Linden Labs, like any online entity has an extensive user Terms of Service, which includes an extensive list of thou shalt nots. One broad category includes  a thou shalt not do or say anything to cause any other user any kind of emotional distress or engage in any harassing or hateful behavour.

I used to post in the LL forums, which are covered by the same TOS. I'm a rather passionate poster, and quite un-PC. I received several warnings, and forum suspensions,the third one included a 3 day suspension from logging into Second life as well as a forum suspension.

After that, I swore I would play nice, and I did. But, one post I made, I copied and pasted a persons RL tab info. In it she used a 3 letter short form of the "N" word to describe her race. For that gross violation of human rights and promotion of hatred, I was rewarded with a 5 day forum suspension AND I was banned from logging into Second Life for 5 Days as well.

I always thought it was unfair to be banned from logging inworld, for a forum violation, but hey, their service their rules. I swore off the forums for ever, since I didn't want to do anything on the forums that would jeopardize my account, and my second life.

I did use the five day break to return to inworldz. It was the same wasteland as it was the last time I visited, but at least they have mesh bodies now. I bought one and some mesh hair and was all set.

I also bought some fairy wings and antenae since I didn't plan on spending money on clothes. I must say, I looked pretty good.

BilliJo Aldrin in inworldz

Mikey also signed up, to keep me company in my banishment.

I ran out my 5 day suspension and resumed my second life, secure in the knowledge that I'd never say something in the forums to get myself suspended again.

NOT......

I tried logging I yesterday, only to get the message that my account was blocked for 7 days, and I could log back in on the 16th. I was totally pissed, and finding the notice in my spam folder made me madder still. I was informed that my log in was suspended for 7 days because of an inappropriate post I made in the forums. Since I hadn't posted in the forums since my last suspension in January, I assumed someone had been reading one of my 1200 posts that made it to the top of the list in a resurrected necro thread.

I submitted a support ticket, but quickly realized it would be a total waste of time. All they would say was that they investigated, that I violated the TOS and the suspension would stand.

I logged into the forums and discovered that I hadn't been suspended there (go figure) so I went to the answers section, posted what happened and asked if there was any way to delete old posts to prevent this from happening again.

I had also decided that since I could again be suspended for things I wrote months or even years ago, the only sensible thing to do was abandon all my mainland when I was able to get back in on the 16th, then revert to basic before my renewal date of the 17th. I didn't see the point of spending any more money on a platform where I could get banned from at any time.

Fortunately for me Tommy Linden saw my question and posted that he would investigate my suspension.

Before I saw his post I also started a new thread in the general discussion section, partly to warn other users of what could happen to them too.

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TOS Time Bombs

Some of you might remember me as an active poster. I was rather passionate and sometimes un-PC. I left the forums for good after my 4th TOS violation in here got me banned from logging into Second Life for 5 days this past January.

I decided that the penalty for forum violation was not worth risking being suspended from logging inworld.

Imagine my surprise today when I tried to log in and found out my account was banned from logging in for 7 days, ending on the 16th.

I found the e-mail notification and was informed that I was suspended for violating the LL TOS for a forum post. Keep in mind, I learned my lesson after the 4th Violation resulted in my suspension, I left and never posted again.

Ironically, I wasn't suspended from posting in the forums this time.

Now it seems that necro posts can be reported for TOS violations, the result being that I'll never know when I will yet again be suspended from SL, or even worse, perma banned.

If there is a good side to this, I can log back into second life on the 16th, and abandon all my mainland properties and lower my membership to basic before my premium membership is due on the 17th.

In view of this, there's no reason for me to ever spend even one cent on Second life ever again, since my account could end up deleted at any time.

I suppose making this post was a mistake, since any enemy can now browse my old posts and pick something suitable to report me for, resulting in yet again another suspension.

Gotta love Second Life Moderators.

Is there anyway to go through and delete all my old posts, since that seems to be the only way to keep myself safe.

BJ

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I must say people were very supportive when the heard what had happened, even sending me IMs. One guy who I had a dispute with before that resulted in us both being suspended from the forums started a thread saying how unfair it was to be banned from SL for a forum violation.

I am so grateful to Tommy Linden for investigating the matter and canceling my suspension. 

Of course now I'm not longer planning on reverting to basic and giving up my land.

Oh, it turns out that after 24 hours, you can't delete any posts you make. 

I can only hope that any moderators finding an old old post that they think violates the TOS will simply delete the post, and not subject me to further punishments, since I learned my lesson in January and now don't post in the forums any more.

BJ

Date Night

Last Thursday I had promised Mikey sex, and of course he wanted to tie me to the nearest bondage device at Southland, but  boyfriend sex at home bores me to tears, so  I said "not so fast mister, take me out in public and fuck me".

We then stood around trying to decide where to go before deciding on Temptations. It's usually pretty busy and their dungeon has an adequate selection of playthings, but the only downside is its crawling with noobs, noobs with clothes that looked horrible in 2010, noobs with flashing bling, noobs with no clothes at all, with no profile info, noobs with nothing at all except a freenis, and its always pointing right at you.

We had no sooner arrived when some horrible spampire offered me a vampire bite. I did what  I always do, I copied and pasted it in local and then shouted it so everyone nearby would know to be careful. I then added my "protection hud" and targeted said spampire,  I figured a nice trip into orbit would do him some good, but I found out the Temptations group was NOT the land group, so he was safe. He tped down to the ground and  I followed him and yelled at him a bit more, then rejoined Mikey in the dungeon. The spampire then came back, locked me on the cross and started removing parts of my body. I was so annoyed. Mikey finally got the menu back and we TPed to an oasis of sanity, also known as Hooligans Sex and Party Club, where i put myself back together. For those of you using RLV its imperative that you save an outfit of all your body parts and huds. That way if you are transformed, you can change back instantly.

Hooligans is a favorite place because swinging and public sex is encouraged.

We got onto a couch and Mikey went to work, or should I say I went to work, transforming his semi hard cock into a throbbing rock hard piston of pleasure.

He striped pushed me down on the couch, the shoved his manhood down my throat. When  I was younger  I took sword swallowing lessons, and oh boy, with Mikey, those sure come in handy. When he had my face pressed hard against his body,  I reached and cupped his balls, making his cock throb and twitch in my throat. Gawd  I can never get enough of Mikey's cock.

After a few minutes he stood me up, sat down on the couch and pulled me down on top of his throbbing, glistening cock.

I arched my back so his shaft would rub my clit as  I impaled myself on his throbing meat.I also rubbed myself, and after about 2 minutes  I screamed out a massive orgasm, squirting all over Mikey's Legs. He likes to call my  pussy his anal lube, because right after I came he pushed me off of him, pushed me face down into the couch and came on home. That's what we call my ass, his home and he loves to fill me up fully. I closed my eyes and whimpered as he quickly shove it all the way home. It used to hurt the first few times he fucked me there, but now I'm nicely stretched out, his little anal cock sock.

He started slapping my butt in time to his thrusts, and in no time I came again. That usually pushes Mikey over the edge and he grabs my hips and grunts as he slams his meat all the way up my butt and explodes, cum gushing out and squeezing out of my ass as his cock throbs.

He pulled out of my ass and I did what every good little cock slut does. I took his ass covered cock right into my mouth, caressing and cleaning him with my lips and tongue. A good slut always cleans up the messes she makes, and I like to leave Mikey's cock squeaky clean for the next slut he fucks.

When I smiled up at him and said all finished, he took my hand and pulled me down into his lap. He's an insatiable satyr, but he's also very romantic. He loves to hold me in his arms and tell me how wonderful and special I am, and how lucky he is to have me. I tell him I feel the same way too.

After I stood up, he just had to admire my red, cum covered ass before saying good night. He logged out and I tped home to clean up before heading to bed as well. All in all, it was a fun night.

To be continued...