Pet Peeves.... Things That Annoy Me

I was standing on my newly acquired parcel the other day, BJ's Southland Annex, looking over at the main building, and was thinking of those little things in Second life that annoy me. Yes I know, your SL, your rules.... but seriously?

So.... I'm gonna list a few in no particular order. Expect the list to grow as  I think of more *grins*

1)  People that write too much in their "about" so that it cuts the end off in mid word. You hoped I'd read it, but you couldn't even bother to proof read when you finished typing. It usually happens when you insert text, but I always check when I finish to make sure the end wasn't cut off

2) Girls that always wear the high foot form. I don't know about other mesh bodies, but returning to flat feet with a Maitreya Lara body when you don't have shoes on requires just two clicks of the hud, presto, your feet are fully on the ground. Maybe they walk around on tip toes all the time in rl, I dunno, but here it screams "Yes I'm just a Barbie doll". It's even more annoying now that they can buy tippy toe sneakers. You never have to go flat footed again.

3) Girls that are fully girls one time you go to bed with them, then the next time they have the full male organs, an over sized cock and swaying massive balls.  Seriously, is that part of your body, or some weird  strap on dildo? How am i supposed to emote to that? How can I even emote undressing you, when I never know what's inside your panties? Its a defo turn off.

3) Pinheads. Guys will make their bodies 8 feet tall, and bulk up big enough to make The Hulk jealous, but they don't make their heads any bigger. Think Beatlejuice in his final scene. At least it's an accurate size for their brains.

4)Taffy Pull Girls. They are 8 feet tall too, but with the exception sometimes of their breasts,  all the thickness sliders are set to zero. I've seen girls like that that would be well proportioned, if you cut them off at their knees and added the feet there. Think the girl in the Johnny Depp version of Willy Wonka who went thru the candy press. SL super models are famous for this look too.

5) Which brings me to... the rapper / ghetto thugs girlfriend. They buy mesh bodies that are curvy to begin with, then set all the sliders to the max, with maybe the exception of their waist. Dem homies sure luvs dat big booty. The only thing bigger than their butts is their ghetto 'tude. They actually look better jellied than fully rezzed.

6) Guys that come to an escort sim looking for free sex. Uh uh, ain't gonna happen. The most annoying ones are the ones that state in their profile a variation of "I will never ever pay for sex, don't even think of asking me". So, why are you here wasting my time? This one actually deserves it's own blog post.

7) People that are only here for sex. 'nuf said.

To be continued....